unh · 168 cards · 19 November 2004
"Ach! Hans, Run!"
Enchantment
AWOL
Instant
Aesthetic Consultation
Ambiguity
Artful Looter
Creature — Human Wizard
Ass Whuppin'
Sorcery
Assquatch
Creature — Donkey
Atinlay Igpay
Eaturecray — Igpay
Avatar of Me
Creature — Avatar
B-I-N-G-O
Creature — Dog
Bad Ass
Creature — Donkey Zombie
Blast from the Past
Bloodletter
Creature — Zombie
Booster Tutor
Bosom Buddy
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk
Brushstroke Paintermage
Bursting Beebles
Creature — Beeble
Cardpecker
Creature — Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Cheap Ass
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk
Cheatyface
Creature — Efreet
Circle of Protection: Art
City of Ass
Land
Collector Protector
Creature — Human Gamer
Creature Guy
Creature — Beast
Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin
Deal Damage
Double Header
Creature — Drake
Drawn Together
Duh
Dumb Ass
Creature — Donkey Barbarian
Elvish House Party
Creature — Elf Rogue
Emcee
Creature — Human Rogue
Enter the Dungeon
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
Eye to Eye
Face to Face
Farewell to Arms
Fascist Art Director
Creature — Human Horror
Fat Ass
Creature — Donkey Shaman
First Come, First Served
Flaccify
Forest
Basic Land — Forest
Form of the Squirrel
Fraction Jackson
Creature — Human Hero
Framed!
Frankie Peanuts
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue
Frazzled Editor
Creature — Human Bureaucrat
Gleemax
Legendary Artifact
Gluetius Maximus
Goblin Mime
Creature — Goblin Mime
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Creature — Goblin Warrior
Goblin Secret Agent
Creature — Goblin Rogue
Granny's Payback
Graphic Violence
Greater Morphling
Creature — Shapeshifter
Head to Head
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Creature — Demon Child
Island
Basic Land — Island
Johnny, Combo Player
Legendary Creature — Human Gamer
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Creature — Human Druid
Kill! Destroy!
Ladies' Knight
Creature — Human Knight
Land Aid '04
Laughing Hyena
Creature — Hyena
Letter Bomb
Artifact
Little Girl
Creature — Human Child
Look at Me, I'm R&D
Loose Lips
Enchantment — Aura
Magical Hacker
Man of Measure
Mana Flair
Mana Screw
Meddling Kids
Mise
Moniker Mage
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Creature — Monkey
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Creature — Goblin Waiter
Mother of Goons
Creature — Human Cleric
Mountain
Basic Land — Mountain
Mouth to Mouth
Mox Lotus
My First Tome
Artifact — Book
Name Dropping
Necro-Impotence
Now I Know My ABC's
Number Crunch
Old Fogey
Summon — Dinosaur
Orcish Paratroopers
Creature — Orc Paratrooper
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Creature — Elemental
Persecute Artist
Phyrexian Librarian
Creature — Phyrexian Horror
Plains
Basic Land — Plains
Pointy Finger of Doom
Punctuate
Pygmy Giant
Creature — Giant
Question Elemental?
Creature — Elemental?
R&D's Secret Lair
Legendary Land
Rare-B-Gone
Red-Hot Hottie
Remodel
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Legendary Creature — Human Designer
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Creature — Slug
Rod of Spanking
S.N.O.T.
Creature — Ooze
Sauté
Save Life
Shoe Tree
Creature — Treefolk
Side to Side
Six-y Beast
Smart Ass
Creature — Donkey Wizard
Spell Counter
Standing Army
Creature — Human Soldier
Staying Power
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Creature — Basilisk
Stop That
Super Secret Tech
Supersize
Swamp
Basic Land — Swamp
Symbol Status
Tainted Monkey
The Fallen Apart
Time Machine
Togglodyte
Artifact Creature — Golem
Topsy Turvy
Touch and Go
Toy Boat
Artifact Creature — Ship
Uktabi Kong
Creature — Ape
Urza's Hot Tub
Vile Bile
Water Gun Balloon Game
Wet Willie of the Damned
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Who // What // When // Where // Why
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Wordmail
Working Stiff
Creature — Mummy
World-Bottling Kit
Yet Another Aether Vortex
Zombie Fanboy
Creature — Zombie Gamer
Zzzyxas's Abyss
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